“This is Lillian McCreath and Lara Birch reporting live, on the side of Esk Street”. “We are watching 247 kids proudly representing their schools by marching down the street with giant lollypops looking like orange Oompa-loompas. People have flooded the streets to proudly cheer them on.” “Wow Lillian don’t you think this is amazing?” “What’s this, Mayor Shadbolt, and why is this Lara?” “It’s to celebrate the children’s splendid voluntary work outside schools everyday, protecting civilian lives. “How exciting is this Lillian!” “It gets better and better, the children get to go swimming as a big thank you from the Mayor himself. Is this not the best news ever or what!” “What’s this, the children are eating lunch outside the swimming pool before strolling back, “this is Lillian McCreath and Lara Birch reporting live on Middle TV.”